Week 23: Let’s Go to Japan! I’m Not Joking This Time!

honestly i like being in the us and i wouldn't want to travel for a while. its really expensive. i might sometime in the future. but i most defiantly will if trump becomes president. im not dealing with him or his bs so i will go anywhere just to get out of the us. probs Canada. yeah that sounds about right. Canada may be cold but i like it. ive heard they have black squirrels and they are very friendly so im going to go there one day and probably live there but in southern Canada, in Ontario. that way im not to far north to where its too cold.

Week 22: And They Lived Happily Ever After…Sort of

well in snow white her and her prince live happily ever after well not really, they live in the same little house she lived in with the dwarfs. he eventually got tired of her crap with sleeping with and being around 7 other men. he always calls her delusional for talking to animals and say they talk back to her. hes always the one who do the cleaning and cooking because shes always sleeping. he gets really mad when an old lady keeps coming trying to give them apples. the lady says she knows snow white but snow just doesn't remember so he gets mad at her often for having some delusional old lady coming to try and give apples.

Week 21: Celebrity Crushes

i have 3 main celebrity crushes. Evan peters, Norman Reedus, and Johnny Depp. Evan is by far my favorite. he perfect in every way. i love his blonde hair and the characters he plays on American Horror Story. id marry him in a instant. he doesn't know it yet but hes my husband even tho theirs other girls who try to come between us but i wont let that happen. Norman Reedus from the walking dead is pretty hot i love how much of a BA he is. then there Johnny Depp, hes all sorts of sexy. its a given he'd be any girls crush. hes the hottest old dude i know. all of these boys are my favorite but if age had to be a problem Evan would be the closest to my age even tho hes like 22. it will work out im almost 18. girls will be jealous but thats okay. deal with it